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			<title><![CDATA[Sardar, English Man and French Man Joke]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=112</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:16:31 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Frenchman, an Englishman and a Sardar were captured by cannibals.

The chief comes to them and says, "the bad news is that we caught you and we're going to kill you and eat you and then use your skin to build a canoe. But the good news is that you can choose how you want to die."

The Frenchman asks for a sword and runs himself through muttering his last words, "Vive la France!"

The Englishman asks for a gun and putting the gun to his head says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brain out.

The Sardar asks for a fork.

The chief is puzzled but hands it to him anyway.

Taking the fork, the Sardar starts jabbing it all over -- the stomach, the chest, the sides and everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, its horrible.

The chief is appalled even for a cannibal, he asks, "My God Almighty, what are you doing?"

Sardar replies, "So much for your CANOE!"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Frenchman, an Englishman and a Sardar were captured by cannibals.

The chief comes to them and says, "the bad news is that we caught you and we're going to kill you and eat you and then use your skin to build a canoe. But the good news is that you can choose how you want to die."

The Frenchman asks for a sword and runs himself through muttering his last words, "Vive la France!"

The Englishman asks for a gun and putting the gun to his head says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brain out.

The Sardar asks for a fork.

The chief is puzzled but hands it to him anyway.

Taking the fork, the Sardar starts jabbing it all over -- the stomach, the chest, the sides and everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, its horrible.

The chief is appalled even for a cannibal, he asks, "My God Almighty, what are you doing?"

Sardar replies, "So much for your CANOE!"]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mobile Secrets]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=111</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:18:36 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[visit http://www.mobilerates.info/secrets/index.html 

you can get the mobile secrets and enjoy:rolleyes:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[visit http://www.mobilerates.info/secrets/index.html 

you can get the mobile secrets and enjoy:rolleyes:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[SandBoxie]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=110</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:54:46 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[http://www.SandBoxie.com

Prevents spyware and viruses from getting on your computer. You throw the box away the spyware goes with it. Compatible with most browsers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[http://www.SandBoxie.com

Prevents spyware and viruses from getting on your computer. You throw the box away the spyware goes with it. Compatible with most browsers.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hello]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=109</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:28:39 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello Everyone, I was dragged in here by Tamilparks...I finally signed up..I'll try to help those possible within my knowledge. But please the #1 reason I was reluctant to sign up is because I don't want no one pushing their faith on me. :D That's why I choose Diabolic as my Username. :D]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello Everyone, I was dragged in here by Tamilparks...I finally signed up..I'll try to help those possible within my knowledge. But please the #1 reason I was reluctant to sign up is because I don't want no one pushing their faith on me. :D That's why I choose Diabolic as my Username. :D]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Don't after a Meal]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=108</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:30:32 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[1 Don't smoke Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).&nbsp;&nbsp;
2 Don't eat fruits immediately&nbsp;&nbsp;Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal. 
3 Don't drink tea Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest. 
4 Don't loosen your belt Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked. 
5 Don't bathe Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach. 
6 Don't walk about&nbsp;&nbsp;People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake. 
7 Don't sleep immediately The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[1 Don't smoke Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).&nbsp;&nbsp;
2 Don't eat fruits immediately&nbsp;&nbsp;Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal. 
3 Don't drink tea Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest. 
4 Don't loosen your belt Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked. 
5 Don't bathe Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach. 
6 Don't walk about&nbsp;&nbsp;People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake. 
7 Don't sleep immediately The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mothers' Sixth Sense]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=107</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:08:56 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that
he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and 
guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." 

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The mother replies, "I don't like her."


Hehehehehheheheh]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that
he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and 
guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." 

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The mother replies, "I don't like her."


Hehehehehheheheh]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Friendship]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=106</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:16:23 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[A friend is one who shares with me
The light sun or the gloom
A friend is one who love to spare
Because the heart has room

	A friend is one who knows my joys &
	My sorrows
	Someone who cares ........
	And share .....

A fried is one who faith is in me
Like yours will never end
And so today I proudly say
"I'm glad to have you, friend"!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A friend is one who shares with me
The light sun or the gloom
A friend is one who love to spare
Because the heart has room

	A friend is one who knows my joys &
	My sorrows
	Someone who cares ........
	And share .....

A fried is one who faith is in me
Like yours will never end
And so today I proudly say
"I'm glad to have you, friend"!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[J2EE Interview Questions - Part 1 to 11]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=105</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:38:19 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[J2EE Interview Questions - Part 1 to 11

 

http://www.careerenclave.in/info/23_jan.htm

 

Database Interview Questions - Must Read

 

http://www.careerenclave.in/info/22_jan.htm

 

INTERVIEW Guidelines / RESUME Preparation Tips

 

http://www.careerenclave.in/info/21_jan.htm]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[J2EE Interview Questions - Part 1 to 11

 

http://www.careerenclave.in/info/23_jan.htm

 

Database Interview Questions - Must Read

 

http://www.careerenclave.in/info/22_jan.htm

 

INTERVIEW Guidelines / RESUME Preparation Tips

 

http://www.careerenclave.in/info/21_jan.htm]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Indian Fisherman]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=104</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 22:54:57 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[A Parks Board warden finds an Indian man at the Blue Lagoon with ten
shad in a bucket. "That's way over the limit," he says. "You're under
arrest."
"But lahnee, please," the man says, "these are my pet fish from home. I
just bring them down here to let them swim free once a week. When I
whistle, they all come back and get into the bucket to go home."
"I don't believe it," says the warden. "Show me."
The man promptly dumps the shad into the sea and gazes after them as
they swim away.
After a minute, the warden says, "OK, how long?"
"How long what?" says the man.
"How long till you call the fish back?"
"What fish?"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A Parks Board warden finds an Indian man at the Blue Lagoon with ten
shad in a bucket. "That's way over the limit," he says. "You're under
arrest."
"But lahnee, please," the man says, "these are my pet fish from home. I
just bring them down here to let them swim free once a week. When I
whistle, they all come back and get into the bucket to go home."
"I don't believe it," says the warden. "Show me."
The man promptly dumps the shad into the sea and gazes after them as
they swim away.
After a minute, the warden says, "OK, how long?"
"How long what?" says the man.
"How long till you call the fish back?"
"What fish?"]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hello Dear Friends!]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=103</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:52:06 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello Dear Friends!
i'm also have intrest at join with you
about me:
i'm not a great
i'm very simple
i have lot of intrest and
little experience at writting.
i'm not a degeree holder
i finished just s.s.l.c
i'm working at net cafe
for little salary]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello Dear Friends!
i'm also have intrest at join with you
about me:
i'm not a great
i'm very simple
i have lot of intrest and
little experience at writting.
i'm not a degeree holder
i finished just s.s.l.c
i'm working at net cafe
for little salary]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Amazing]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=102</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 22:35:49 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . 
&nbsp;&nbsp; (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Twin Towers in&nbsp;&nbsp;1993).
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.&nbsp;&nbsp; 
&nbsp;&nbsp; This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets
&nbsp;&nbsp; more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers
&nbsp;&nbsp; was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was
&nbsp;&nbsp; carrying 65&nbsp;&nbsp;passengers. 6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is
&nbsp;&nbsp; now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services
&nbsp;&nbsp; telephone number 911.&nbsp;&nbsp;9 +&nbsp;&nbsp;1 + 1 = 11 
&nbsp;&nbsp; Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own
&nbsp;&nbsp; mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the
&nbsp;&nbsp; hi-jacked planes was 254.&nbsp;&nbsp;
&nbsp;&nbsp; 2 +&nbsp;&nbsp;5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar
&nbsp;&nbsp; year.&nbsp;&nbsp; Again 2 + 5 + 4 =&nbsp;&nbsp;11.
3) The Madrid&nbsp;&nbsp; bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 +
&nbsp;&nbsp; 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the
&nbsp;&nbsp; Twin Towers incident.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . 
&nbsp;&nbsp; (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Twin Towers in&nbsp;&nbsp;1993).
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.&nbsp;&nbsp; 
&nbsp;&nbsp; This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets
&nbsp;&nbsp; more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers
&nbsp;&nbsp; was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was
&nbsp;&nbsp; carrying 65&nbsp;&nbsp;passengers. 6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is
&nbsp;&nbsp; now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services
&nbsp;&nbsp; telephone number 911.&nbsp;&nbsp;9 +&nbsp;&nbsp;1 + 1 = 11 
&nbsp;&nbsp; Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own
&nbsp;&nbsp; mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the
&nbsp;&nbsp; hi-jacked planes was 254.&nbsp;&nbsp;
&nbsp;&nbsp; 2 +&nbsp;&nbsp;5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar
&nbsp;&nbsp; year.&nbsp;&nbsp; Again 2 + 5 + 4 =&nbsp;&nbsp;11.
3) The Madrid&nbsp;&nbsp; bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 +
&nbsp;&nbsp; 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the
&nbsp;&nbsp; Twin Towers incident.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fine Arts and Space Exploration]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=101</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:20:16 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[At Seidl Studios, The TrailBlazer Mission to the Moon, Scheduled to be the first Commercial Moon Mission, The Artwork on it. 7 International Artists, Their Artwork Scheduled to be the first of The Arts to be used for Commercial Purpose on the surface of the Moon.

Seidl Studios, Frank Seidl Artist and Owner
Transorbital, TrailBlazer Commercial Moon Mission
Kosmotras, Launching facilities

Ask for info and occassional updates
http://seidlstudios.com/seidlstudios10000012.html

Frank Seidl

TransOrbital® is a registered trademark of TransOrbital, Inc. All rights reserved]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[At Seidl Studios, The TrailBlazer Mission to the Moon, Scheduled to be the first Commercial Moon Mission, The Artwork on it. 7 International Artists, Their Artwork Scheduled to be the first of The Arts to be used for Commercial Purpose on the surface of the Moon.

Seidl Studios, Frank Seidl Artist and Owner
Transorbital, TrailBlazer Commercial Moon Mission
Kosmotras, Launching facilities

Ask for info and occassional updates
http://seidlstudios.com/seidlstudios10000012.html

Frank Seidl

TransOrbital® is a registered trademark of TransOrbital, Inc. All rights reserved]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Exams]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=100</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:30:52 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Do you all like exams? Do you become kind of nervous when the exams are near and tend to forget everything you learnt? Well, I just finished my Half Yearly Exams today, they are not great, but they are not so bad, either.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Do you all like exams? Do you become kind of nervous when the exams are near and tend to forget everything you learnt? Well, I just finished my Half Yearly Exams today, they are not great, but they are not so bad, either.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[How to Create Tamil Webpage?]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=99</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:01:19 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi Can you help me how to create tamil webpage?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi Can you help me how to create tamil webpage?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[7 Characteristics of a Great Webpage]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=98</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 23:00:14 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Follow these simple design features when creating your next webpage and you will have the answer: 

1. Good Keywords 

2. Simple Design 

3. Optimized 

4. Easy Navigation 

5. Fresh Content 

6. Bookmarkable 

7. Cool

so that you can get a very great webpage]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Follow these simple design features when creating your next webpage and you will have the answer: 

1. Good Keywords 

2. Simple Design 

3. Optimized 

4. Easy Navigation 

5. Fresh Content 

6. Bookmarkable 

7. Cool

so that you can get a very great webpage]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[FUNNY SMS Collections]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=97</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:39:10 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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Shayari Collection, FUNNY SMS
 
 

Tere bistar par makree lage.. Tere room mei machhar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT 
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Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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Aaj
Raat

Theek
12

Baje

ke

baad

1 bejega!!

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Tu chand mange main chand de du...

Tu raat mange main raat de du...

Tu dil mange main dil de du...

Tu dil mange... 

Bas yaar..... 

Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!

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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO" 

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Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.

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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge... 
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge!!!

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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS! 

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Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen lafz kehna chahta hoon... woh teen Lafz jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen Lafz mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen Lafz - "Pakistan Zinda Baad". 
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I always think about U.

I can't live without U.

I really need U.

I'm totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I'm very desperate for U.

I'm crazy 4 U. 

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !! 

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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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Shayari Collection, FUNNY SMS
 
 

Tere bistar par makree lage.. Tere room mei machhar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT 
------------ -- 
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
------------ -
Aaj
Raat

Theek
12

Baje

ke

baad

1 bejega!!

------------ -------

Tu chand mange main chand de du...

Tu raat mange main raat de du...

Tu dil mange main dil de du...

Tu dil mange... 

Bas yaar..... 

Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!

------------ -------

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO" 

------------ -------

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.

------------ ---

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge... 
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge!!!

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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS! 

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Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen lafz kehna chahta hoon... woh teen Lafz jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen Lafz mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen Lafz - "Pakistan Zinda Baad". 
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I always think about U.

I can't live without U.

I really need U.

I'm totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I'm very desperate for U.

I'm crazy 4 U. 

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !! 

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			<title><![CDATA[Sardar Detective]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=96</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 00:45:02 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives. 
 
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your 
suspect, how would you recognize him?" 
 
The first Singh answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed his side 
profile."
 
 
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?" 
 
 
The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
 
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are 
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best
answer
you can come up with?"
 
 
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you 
recognize him?
 
 
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The
Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he 
really
 
doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's
an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his
office, 
 
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.
 
 
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does fact wear
contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?
" 
 
 
"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because
he
only has one eye and one ear."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives. 
 
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your 
suspect, how would you recognize him?" 
 
The first Singh answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed his side 
profile."
 
 
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?" 
 
 
The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
 
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are 
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best
answer
you can come up with?"
 
 
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you 
recognize him?
 
 
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The
Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he 
really
 
doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's
an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his
office, 
 
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.
 
 
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does fact wear
contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?
" 
 
 
"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because
he
only has one eye and one ear."]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Get the Serial Number U need]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=95</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:23:19 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Get the serial number you need ! (For Certain Things)

* Go to Google.

* In the search field type: "Product name" 94FBR

* Where, "Product Name" is the name of the item you want to find the serial number for.

* And voila - there you go - the serial number you needed.

HOW DOES THIS WORK?

Quite simple really. 94FBR is part of a Office 2000 Pro cd key that is widely distributed as it bypasses the activation requirements of Office 2K Pro. By searching for the product name and 94fbr, you guarantee two things. 1) The pages that are returned are pages dealing specifically with the product you're wanting a serial for. 2) Because 94FBR is part of a serial number, and only part of a serial number, you guarantee that any page being returned is a serial number list page.

See these example searches:

"Photoshop 7" 94FBR
"Age of Mythology" 94FBR
"Nero Burning Rom 5.5" 94FBR]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Get the serial number you need ! (For Certain Things)

* Go to Google.

* In the search field type: "Product name" 94FBR

* Where, "Product Name" is the name of the item you want to find the serial number for.

* And voila - there you go - the serial number you needed.

HOW DOES THIS WORK?

Quite simple really. 94FBR is part of a Office 2000 Pro cd key that is widely distributed as it bypasses the activation requirements of Office 2K Pro. By searching for the product name and 94fbr, you guarantee two things. 1) The pages that are returned are pages dealing specifically with the product you're wanting a serial for. 2) Because 94FBR is part of a serial number, and only part of a serial number, you guarantee that any page being returned is a serial number list page.

See these example searches:

"Photoshop 7" 94FBR
"Age of Mythology" 94FBR
"Nero Burning Rom 5.5" 94FBR]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[How to create a bootable Windows XP SP1 CD (Nero):]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=94</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:19:35 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[How to create a bootable Windows XP SP1 CD (Nero):
 
Step 1 

Create 3 folders - C:\WINXPSP1, C:\SP1106 and C:\XPBOOT 

Step 2 

Copy the entire Windows XP CD into folder C:\WINXPSP1 

Step 3 

You will have to download the SP1 Update, which is 133MB. 
Rename the Service Pack file to XP-SP1.EXE 
Extract the Service Pack from the Run Dialog using the command: 
C:\XP-SP1.EXE -U -X:C:\SP1106 

Step 4 

Open Start/Run... and type the command: 
C:\SP1106\update\update.exe -s:C:\WINXPSP1 

Click OK 

Folder C:\WINXPSP1 contains: Windows XP SP1 



How to Create a Windows XP SP1 CD Bootable 

Step 1 

Download xpboot.zip 
Code: 
Code: 
http://thro.port5.com/xpboot.zip 

( no download manager !! ) 

Extract xpboot.zip file (xpboot.bin) in to the folder C:\XPBOOT 

Step 2 

Start Nero - Burning Rom. 
Select File > New... from the menu. 
1.) Select CD-ROM (Boot) 
2.) Select Image file from Source of boot image data 
3.) Set Kind of emulation: to No Emulation 
4.) Set Load segment of sectors (hex!): to 07C0 
5.) Set Number of loaded sectors: to 4 
6.) Press the Browse... button 



Step 3 

Select All Files (*.*) from File of type: 
Locate boot.bin in the folder C:\XPBOOT 

Step 4 

Click ISO tab 
Set File-/Directory length to ISO Level 1 (Max. of 11 = 8 + 3 chars) 
Set Format to Mode 1 
Set Character Set to ISO 9660 
Check all Relax ISO Restrictions 




Step 5 

Click Label Tab 
Select ISO9660 from the drop down box. 
Enter the Volume Label as WB2PFRE_EN 
Enter the System Identifier as WB2PFRE_EN 
Enter the Volume Set as WB2PFRE_EN 
Enter the Publisher as MICROSOFT CORPORATION 
Enter the Data Preparer as MICROSOFT CORPORATION 
Enter the Application as WB2PFRE_EN 

* For Windows XP Professional OEM substitute WB2PFRE_EN with WXPOEM_EN 
* For Windows XP Home OEM substitute WB2PFRE_EN with WXHOEM_EN 

Step 6 

Click Burn tab 
Check Write 
Check Finalize CD (No further writing possible!) 
Set Write Method to Disk-At-Once 

Press New button 

Step 7 

Locate the folder C:\WINXPSP1 
Select everything in the folder and drag it to the ISO compilation panel. 
Click the Write CD Dialog button. 

Press Write 

You're done.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[How to create a bootable Windows XP SP1 CD (Nero):
 
Step 1 

Create 3 folders - C:\WINXPSP1, C:\SP1106 and C:\XPBOOT 

Step 2 

Copy the entire Windows XP CD into folder C:\WINXPSP1 

Step 3 

You will have to download the SP1 Update, which is 133MB. 
Rename the Service Pack file to XP-SP1.EXE 
Extract the Service Pack from the Run Dialog using the command: 
C:\XP-SP1.EXE -U -X:C:\SP1106 

Step 4 

Open Start/Run... and type the command: 
C:\SP1106\update\update.exe -s:C:\WINXPSP1 

Click OK 

Folder C:\WINXPSP1 contains: Windows XP SP1 



How to Create a Windows XP SP1 CD Bootable 

Step 1 

Download xpboot.zip 
Code: 
Code: 
http://thro.port5.com/xpboot.zip 

( no download manager !! ) 

Extract xpboot.zip file (xpboot.bin) in to the folder C:\XPBOOT 

Step 2 

Start Nero - Burning Rom. 
Select File > New... from the menu. 
1.) Select CD-ROM (Boot) 
2.) Select Image file from Source of boot image data 
3.) Set Kind of emulation: to No Emulation 
4.) Set Load segment of sectors (hex!): to 07C0 
5.) Set Number of loaded sectors: to 4 
6.) Press the Browse... button 



Step 3 

Select All Files (*.*) from File of type: 
Locate boot.bin in the folder C:\XPBOOT 

Step 4 

Click ISO tab 
Set File-/Directory length to ISO Level 1 (Max. of 11 = 8 + 3 chars) 
Set Format to Mode 1 
Set Character Set to ISO 9660 
Check all Relax ISO Restrictions 




Step 5 

Click Label Tab 
Select ISO9660 from the drop down box. 
Enter the Volume Label as WB2PFRE_EN 
Enter the System Identifier as WB2PFRE_EN 
Enter the Volume Set as WB2PFRE_EN 
Enter the Publisher as MICROSOFT CORPORATION 
Enter the Data Preparer as MICROSOFT CORPORATION 
Enter the Application as WB2PFRE_EN 

* For Windows XP Professional OEM substitute WB2PFRE_EN with WXPOEM_EN 
* For Windows XP Home OEM substitute WB2PFRE_EN with WXHOEM_EN 

Step 6 

Click Burn tab 
Check Write 
Check Finalize CD (No further writing possible!) 
Set Write Method to Disk-At-Once 

Press New button 

Step 7 

Locate the folder C:\WINXPSP1 
Select everything in the folder and drag it to the ISO compilation panel. 
Click the Write CD Dialog button. 

Press Write 

You're done.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Win XP Tip, Rename Multiple Files]]></title>
			<link>http://www.funworld.frih.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=93</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:17:14 -0600</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Win XP Tip, Rename Multiple Files

A new, small, neat feature for winXP deals with renaming files. I personally have always wanted the OS to include a way to do a mass file renaming on a bunch of files. You can now rename multiple files at once in WinXP. Its real simple:

1. Select several files in Explorer, press F2 and rename one of those files to something else. All the selected files get renamed to the new file name (plus a number added to the end).

2. Thats it. Simple huh.

I would recommend that you only have the files you want to rename in the directory your working in. I would also recommend that until you get used to this neat little trick that you save copies of the files in a safe location while your getting the hang of it.

 Ever wonder what's going on behind that splash screen? Well, now you can find out!

Right click My Computer, Properties, Advanced, Startup and Recovery, Edit. Edit BOOT.INI. Add "/SOS" right after "/fastdetect" with a space between. The line will look something like this:


multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOWS="Microsoft Windows XP Professional" /fastdetect /SOS
. Then you're finished. The first part, multi(0)..... may not be the same on your machine. Upon restarting, the splash screen will be gone. It can be re-enabled by removing the new switch.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Win XP Tip, Rename Multiple Files

A new, small, neat feature for winXP deals with renaming files. I personally have always wanted the OS to include a way to do a mass file renaming on a bunch of files. You can now rename multiple files at once in WinXP. Its real simple:

1. Select several files in Explorer, press F2 and rename one of those files to something else. All the selected files get renamed to the new file name (plus a number added to the end).

2. Thats it. Simple huh.

I would recommend that you only have the files you want to rename in the directory your working in. I would also recommend that until you get used to this neat little trick that you save copies of the files in a safe location while your getting the hang of it.

 Ever wonder what's going on behind that splash screen? Well, now you can find out!

Right click My Computer, Properties, Advanced, Startup and Recovery, Edit. Edit BOOT.INI. Add "/SOS" right after "/fastdetect" with a space between. The line will look something like this:


multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOWS="Microsoft Windows XP Professional" /fastdetect /SOS
. Then you're finished. The first part, multi(0)..... may not be the same on your machine. Upon restarting, the splash screen will be gone. It can be re-enabled by removing the new switch.]]></content:encoded>
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