22-08-2006, 01:30 PM
One day Little Johnny's class was having a discussion over what part of the body went to heaven first when you died. One little girl raised her hand and said, "When you die, your heart goes to heaven first because you have to love God to go there."
Next, this other little boy raises his hand and says, "I think when you die your head goes to heaven first because you have to believe in God to go there."
Then, Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "No you fucking idiots, you are all wrong! When you die your feet go to heaven first!"
Obviously confused, Little Johnny's teacher askS, "Little Johnny, why do you think that your feet go to heaven first?"
Little Johnny looked at her really pissed like and said, "Last night I was walking past my parents room and heard some weird noises so i opened the door and looked in. My dad was doing something funny looking to my mom and she had both feet stuck up in the air yelling 'Oh God! I'm cumming!"
Next, this other little boy raises his hand and says, "I think when you die your head goes to heaven first because you have to believe in God to go there."
Then, Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "No you fucking idiots, you are all wrong! When you die your feet go to heaven first!"
Obviously confused, Little Johnny's teacher askS, "Little Johnny, why do you think that your feet go to heaven first?"
Little Johnny looked at her really pissed like and said, "Last night I was walking past my parents room and heard some weird noises so i opened the door and looked in. My dad was doing something funny looking to my mom and she had both feet stuck up in the air yelling 'Oh God! I'm cumming!"